use ronald's boxers to wipe them down. i'm sure he's not using them or anything

That would be a good plan, but I'm not sure what kind of germs are growing there.

Nor am I sure of the last time Ronald washed his clothes...

..that's kind of gross, actually..

It is.

... I don't wear boxers.

/eyes

Whose are those?

but briefs are for GIRLY men..

They have little skulls on them, Ronald. I assumed they were yours. Not that I *touched* them, god forbid.

... Oh. Haha. I'll... get those back to their owner.

. . .

Haha.

Do they belong to your boyfriend, Ronald?

...

Here's a handkerchief for those glasses.

Thank you, Ronald. Such a kind boy you are.

/Takes his megane off. Cleans them. Examines. Squints. Cleans some more. Holds up to the light. Damn spot--cleans again.

/Squints one more time...all right, fine. Slips them back on. Smiles.

There we are. All better.

/and those skull boxers are mysteriously gone

/how *strange*!