*calls*

Oui?

It's really you? Cool!

....did you have a problem or are you being annoying?

I was calling to see if it was you. I don't think I have any problems, but thanks!

...

I could give you a problem

I have naked pictures of Papa

... I-- THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM!

I can make it your problem.

And how can you make it my problem, huh?

I'll have the pictures printed on those personalized cakes and send them to you for each and every special occasion.

I'll do to them like I did the Boston Tea Party Only this time it'll be a cake party!

People will still know.

..... I hate you. so much. I can't use my nottalking icon yet, but I want to use it now

Poor baby

...don't encourage him