There's really not any good food in Silent Hill.

Then maybe you will enjoy England's attempt.

Dude, don't eat England's food

Oh? Why not?

Your bowels will cry.

.....So British food really is that bad, then?

Trust me, it's like--

I can't even look at that stuff without putting a censor blur over it

And I grew up eating it

America has an iron stomach now.

Shut up! My food is amazing

I don't think I could ever get food poisoning at this point

It'll calm you, mister Pyramid Head!

I doubt that.

calm you into the grave maybe.

I'm amused that you're all pissing away a good chance to weaken me, though.

Thanks for that.

Why would we want to?

Why wouldn't you? Everyone is always trying to get rid of me.

No wonder you're so angry.

England makes interesting scones?

Interesting HOW?

They're not all black

.............

They're all disgusting

No one asked your opinion, idiot.

Oh yeah, one time, I found an eyebrow hair in it. I swore it was a mile long hair.

It's more fact than opinion, I think.

It's like a treasure hunt, you have to find the one good scone.

I fucking hate you guys.

I almost feel bad for you, England.

D-don't feel bad for me! They're just jealous of my skills. THAT'S ALL.

Yeah that's...that's it, Brows.

Oh yes, quite jealous. If I could bake like that, I'd be able to patch every pothole in Paris.

I speak the truth and nothin' but the truth okay?

I know you didn't. But it smelled so good, I couldn't resist. And the other countries seemed to be encouraging you to feed me.

But if you do show up unannounced, he'll probably feed you anyway.

Da ge is like that.