dislikes it when his mundane encourages the fangirls.
look at the brightside
we're not fangirls of *you*
nobody likes you
we're not fangirls
I like him...
we're disciples of your church of fierceness, claude
What would you call yourselves, then?
except me
onepoisonedapple don't lie to yourself
WE'RE YOUR.. FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS
OH GREAT FIERCE BITCH
I don't believe I am a "fierce bitch."
w..what
sem
is
THIS YOUR VERSION OF A JOKE
because you are scaring me, claude
I am merely one hell of a butler.
DON'T SAY YOU'RE NOT A FIERCE BITCH
HE ISNT A FIERCE BITCH
hes just a bitch
mel get out you don't appreciate him like we do
reunion and you wonder why "alois" didn't put out for you, when you can't even see someone like claude's fierceness
i know the true claude
NO????????
god no
well i can assurey ou
Relations between mundanes and fictional characters are strictly prohibited.
this fierce bitch would be better than alois
your words say no but your body says yes, claude!!
My body says nothing of the kind.
>this fierce bitch would be better than alois
total lies
impureandpure how do you know
reunion you compared alois to a mechanical toothbrush. i'm not sure you can get much worse than that..
i also said that thing cant be called alois because alois would be fucking amazing
you never renamed it, though, so it's still alois
omg i don't need to hear about this again
Perhaps I should delete this plurk.
I've been saving this for you, Claude: 
OH AND CLAUDE, JUST SO YOU ARE CLUED IN, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ALOIS THE VIBRATOR
WOULD YOU LIKE A GO WITH HIM
its william
ITS NOT ALOIS BECAUSE IT SUCKS!!!!
IT DOES.
Mr. Knox, stop listening to girls much younger than you discuss sex toys.
It will ruin your professional image.
That's where you're wrong, Claude.
I'm not paying much attention to them at all.
Then why did you bother with the popcorn?
You bring out this side of me.
ew ronald you creeper
how would it ruin HIS image? it's not his plurk this is all happening in
That's right. It's not *my* Plurk where girls discuss portable hysteria machines~.
Sex toys, Ronald Knox. You have been in Las Vegas long enough to know their true purpose.
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... I have?
she collects them
AAAAAAAA
I HATE YOU
CLAUDE, if you're bored, you can do it, too
There's nothing quite that large and emotionally fulfilling, duck.
Hm.
I don't recall...
..duck?
...I can't say that I would agree with that assertion, Mr. Knox.
You never let me give you the full Knox experience, Faustus.
Yes, but I did *see* you well enough.
That's enough of that.
What were you girls talking about, again?
vibrators named alois
Right, you guys didn't see the gay threesome RP. Welp.
women arent my thing
*HAHA*, Chelsea.
That isn't important.
oh but i heard enough about the gay threesome that it's like.. old news to me
onepoisonedapple Hrrrrngh.
Anyway, blinde, that is merely the context on which I may base my assertions.
That is merely the context on which blah blah blah.
Why do you ladies like him again?
He's like dry toast that orgasms at the taste of preteen blood.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING "YOU LADIES"
I AM A MAN, THANK YOU
... Gentlemen.
My apologies.
They have already said that they do not, Mr. Knox.
Or were you not paying attention?
I AM A WOMAN!!!
also, yeah. like he said, we don't like him. We're just followers of the holy bitchy fierceness that is Claude Faustus.
and i don't like claude so that question doesn't apply to me
(i think you are a man, shota. just.. fyi)
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm sorry for springing this so suddenly upon you..
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
im a girly girl..
And I do have more screentime than you, Mr. Knox.
N..
NO....!!!!
I DONT HAVE A DICK
I THINK YOU DO. look, deep, deep, inside of you.
ITS NOT THERE
although i think your manparts look like lord trancy's, so please don't show us, once you find your inner manparts
............................................................................................................................................
youre a horrible person
(actually, i lied. maybe claude wants to see your manparts that look like lord trancy's...)
...
OH GOD...
*I HAVE NO MANPARTS OK*
^ that's my "you two lovebirds can go off and make love now, while i go get ice cream at dairy queens or do something much less scarring"
i hate you so much
it's okay if you hate me. use your hate to fuel your manparts and make sweet love with claude.
what did i just come back to
but she belongs with lord trancy...!
but she IS lord trancy!
ronald, i hope you're almost done with that bowl of popcorn, cause when the love-making starts, I'm going to drag you off to
make sure they get their peace and quiet
well ok not quiet because i'm sure one of the two of them are fairly loud in bed..
but peace and privacy
I'm a very quiet eater.
do you *really* want to watch claude go at it with a little boy (who has a wrinkly old man's dick)?
...
I'm almost done.
im not a little boy omg
im definitely 100% female
revmymotor IF YOU FINISH QUICKLY ENOUGH, I'LL BUY YOU AN ICE CREAM AT DAIRY QUEEN...
I AM NOT A TRAP!!!!!!!
why dont i get dairy queen omg
I AM DONE RIGHT NOW.
Let's go!
NO!!!! I WANT ICE CREAM 
ohmy god
i dont like claude and i dont have a dick
Let's go, let's go. I love icecream.
revmymotor YEAAH!! lemme just finish hooking these two up
i'm sure claude will love it just the way it is