You talk!

Well, you know. With letters.

But fast.

Yes, I had gathered that much.

But why?

Because it's fun!

And there are pictures.

Pictures?

What sort of pictures?

www.animalpictures1.com/...

Haha, look at that!

. . . sometimes there are cats, too.

AH! What in the world is that?!

Wait... is that a giraffe?

And France is good at finding pictures of people without clothes on but he won't show me how. :|

....

Somehow I am not surprised in the slightest.

I know!

He's so difficult sometimes.

Ah, but he makes up for it~ <3

No, what su---

That was entirely unnecessary information

doesn't have to be.

he's not too picky

And I think he said he thinks you're good-looking!

I.... I do not need to know anything like that!

And really, he thinks anyone with a pulse is good-looking.

You discuss things and pretend to be witty, or so I've seen...

What you NEED is not to go crazy.

I am not going to go crazy.

So I think you do.

With that kind of attitude you are!

And I am most certainly not doing anything with that degenerate

Aaaah, gotcha. Standards.

Precisely

Don't you have any pictures, though?

My mun does, but I am unsure how to show them on this... program.

. . . mun?

Ah, there. That was not too hard.

this a barbarian thing?

I am not a barbarian.

But she calls herself that, so perhaps it is? I must confess I am not terribly sure myself.

-oh

OH

Wait.

this like famula mea?

My servant.

too highly of herself for a woman, but she finds me very nice moving pictures, so . . . ahahaha.

A little leniency isn't a weakness.

I... suppose it would be something similar yes. I do not think mine would answer to that name though.

Hah, getting soft in your old age?

I believe we simply have different ways of dealing with women.

tsk tsk tsk

little Noricum

Bending to the whims of a woman. I never would've thought . . .

What precisely are you 'tsk'ing about?

It's just a shame, is all.

Not wishing to be treated like a servant can hardly be seen as a whim. I simply treat her with the respect she is due. In return

I have some say in where she places me and she does her best not to do things she knows I will hate.