la pauvre. If you're cold, I'd be happy to help warm you up.

...That's okay. I found a blanket. > >

Blankets are all well and good, but they don't make the best company...

this another one of your "body heat is the best heat" type of idea?

Well, to be fair, that IS true.

It IS but you tend to be...itchy.

...itchy?

It's all your hair.

What's wrong with my hair? It's perfectly soft.

It's prickily.

Prickly? Wait wait wait, facial hair?

No your body hair!

Well, your face hair too in some ways.

So delicate, hmm? But then, it's not my fault I'm a man. Besides, there's not THAT much of it.

At least England's chest is hairless..

..and why exactly are you so aware of this?

Eh? He did colonize me after all.

Yes, you and the rest of the globe. But! Those days are quite over.

True, but still. I was with him for a little while so I know things.

Hmph. You like his chest better than mine, is that what you're saying then?

...Are you *jealous*?

Jealous? Of THAT stuffy old man? Jamais.

...perhaps a little.

...That's so adorable.

...adorable?

You being jealous of eyebrows.

I am not jealous of HIM.

just of your opinion of him in this one small instance.

A least you'll always cook better than him.

Well, that goes without saying.

See, so no reason to be jealous.

hmm. maybe so.

Only maybe?

Yes. Only maybe. After all, how much solace am I to take in cullinary skills when it appears you'd prefer cuddling with that defunct pirate?

Your jealousy is showing again. You're so cute sometimes haha.

I'm always cute.

But more so now.

because you think I'm jealous?

Yup

I thought you knew things about girls.

I do. Quite a few things. But some things I've bgun to think I'll never understand.

I think male population dictates no man should ever fully understand women.

c'est vrai. woman will always have her mysteries.

Précisément!

and you have become a woman it seems. you've grown so well. I'm all teary-eyed