There is very little resemblance

I believe you are safe.

That is very true. I feel better now.

HOW *WOULDN'T* YOU BE RELATED TO "HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME"?!

You *do* have a point, though I was talking more about Britney herself...

obvs. it's not like you can share haircolor with a song. i just got lazy with my typing

Ah, right.

hey, i have a good idea!

you should sing the song for us!

i agree

Perhaps later.

/i.e. never

... Did you hit your head?

/biting his tongue SO HARD

No. It was an honest question.

... /biting his tongue so hard WHY

/he could say things about that uh. Rihanna video. but he's not

/song. WHATEVER

/IT'S NOT LIKE HE IDENTIFIES WITH IT

/WHATEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Why won't you sing for us, William?