If I can do anything for you, sir, just tell me!
A dangerous offer, my dear!
... What are you thinking of asking for?
It's is not the probability of what I will ask for, but the possibility of what I *could*.
... I'll take my chances.
What a brave boy. Well, I'm terribly bored... I don't suppose that you could entertain me, could you?
/innocent lil' shark-toothed grin
... How would you like to be entertained, sir?
Ooh, I don't know -- something *fun*. Perhaps a game. Do you know any interesting games, Ronald?
Haha. Just card games, really.
Ah, not quite what I had in mind. Hm.
Unfortunately, it's too late to cause any real trouble. With everyone in bed and all. Shame!
Were you thinking tag? /smirk
Aha. Well, that could be fun -- shall we redefine 'it'?
Spice things up a bit; change the roles! Get it?
I don't think I've got it.
...This is probably one of the gayest fucking conversations I've ever seen. Not including shit with one of my family members.
Thank you for your valuable input. We here at the STO care about *you*.
The Sunshine Therapy Office where we hope each and every one of your days are sunny and full of hope for possible redemption.
You must have been really fucking bored to come up with that shit.
Your mother must have been really fucking bored to come up with you
If either of you would like my card...
are you the therapist or jus tthe janitor?
Haha. I'm Dr. Ronald Knox.
Human psychology is easy!
do you have any sort of qualifications?
That wasn't professional of me.
I don't really mind. She's dead so it isn't as if your insult is going to hurt her feelings.
Dead? Huh. I wonder who got her.
But who judged her-- not that she needed to be judged!
Pretty sure my mother was wasted when she came up with me.
It sounds like we need an Oedipus complex support group...
I suppose whoever was in charge of train safety at that time 'got' her.
Who judged her soul and decided she should pass... ...
Hah. Never knew mine, don't give a shit.
First session's always free.
are you offering therapy or narcotics?
... I'd be worried if I wasn't already asked if I wasn't secretly a prostitute.
No-- no sex. No narcotics. Straight up therapy.
mmm your method of 'hooking' people on therapy sure sounds an awful lot like a drug dealer's method of hooking a new customer.
... If I pay you, will you go away?
yes. my fee is quite high though.
... Stick around. Pull up a chair.
(I'm not paying ten chips to anyone for anything.)
Ignoring usually works better.
I'll take your word on that.
that's all right. if you ignore me, i could always open a rival office.
So, Squalo... that's a fun and interesting name
after all, someone who actually knows about psychology should interest a higher number of people than someone who cannot provide credentials
Admirable. I dated a girl from the Italian branch of my office for a while.
I somehow find that hard to believe.
We *are* allowed to travel, especially if they need a lot of help.
You dated a *girl*. That's the part I doubt.
Haha... before Vegas, I never looked twice at a man.
With your personality? Bullshit. You're just a closet case.
You're almost as faggy as that friend of yours you were talking to before.
Grell? Grell isn't an invert.
He's a... I guess you could say he's a *lady*.
I know what he is. I have a friend back home just like him.
It would only make sense for him to be into men.
They aren't all that common where I come from. Grell gets a lot of trouble for it.
The one I know is probably more fucked up.
so he hasn't had a sex change
Oh! That's what he was talking about...
No, Grell hasn't. Otherwise he wouldn't be in Vegas.
If Lussuria *ever* gets a sex change, I'll have to either gouge out my own eyes or just fucking murder him.
but he still considers himself to be a female?
That
*thing* considers himself female.
Frightening, isn't it? With his build he could fuck just about anyone he wants.
And he prefers 'em *dead* or dying
I'm glad I'm only close to one of those things.
You're not his type. He likes the muscle boys.
I wouldn't want to be capable of leaping off a building to deliver an attack that broke up an entire city street or anything.
I'm not nearly so entirely amazing.
Appearance wise. Not twinks like you.
He's the one that suggested it.
You were copying a flaming homosexual and thought it would be a good idea.
And yes, it does fit you.
If possibly you look more like a woman than he does.
Hm. I guess you're... free to think that.
He at least looks intimidating to a slight degree.
I look intimidating when I have my scythe!
I'm pretty sure anyone who's not blind would think that.
No one's intimidated by a lawnmower.
At least the fag is psycho and has a fucking chainsaw.
Well, we can't all be hopelessly boring. <3
I'd rather be 'hopelessly boring' than some twink with a lawnmower.
Might want to get a light for that closet one of these days so you'll at least know you're in there.
Are you always so aggressive?
You caught me on a good day.
I'll take my lucky star, then.
Now, what did I stumble back into? This was quite the conversation, boys!
Your friend is in denial.
... ah. Grell! I defended your honor! Sort of!
Now, *dear*. I'm not so keen on seeing my Ronnie under such harsh scrutiny, alright~♥?
That's a good boy, Ronnie!
...You would get along fucking frighteningly well with someone I know.
Probably. Just the thought is making me sick and giving me a fucking headache.
I'm not sure if you're helping my case...
Perhaps I can assist with relieving some of that pressure on your skull♥
Yes, you. With all due respect
Well. Hurt my feelings, why don't you.