Your task is simple, as you are going through your FB &/or Plurk, pick someone with an innane or gag-inducing status update, & delete them.

crap! Already did that.

Save yourself from reading that your aunt Montine just joined a Facebook group called *Jesus loves you & you but not you Obama bin Laden*.

Enjoy virtually murdering that girl who just posted ANOTHER picture of her ugly kid/husband/cat/duckface.

Enjoy having one less dipshit cluttering your social network!

I do that on a constant basis [deleting that is]