Claude
is
retiring for the evening. And before anyone asks - apparently just has that effect on people.
Sweet dreams. /go fuck yourself
C-Claude... You're going to bed?
If you don't wake up in one piece don't come crying to me.
sem
is
William gonna go with you to bed~?
...Excuse me?
EXCUSE ME?!
/WHAT IS THIS, I DON'T EVEN
aww, i take that as a yes
and i'm sorry you had to find out this way, Ciel..
. . .
Alois, aren't you proud of your butler? He's learning to sleep around just like his lil ol' master~~!
Hardly.
You people are mentally ill.
/LOOK OF BETRAYAL
i dont sleep around
RONALD, DON'T BE SO PUT OUT. You're gonna be the nanny, when they have a kid!
No one's having children.
... I'm not good with kids.
I neither confirmed nor denied the allegation.
You mean, Claude, you're not gonna be a mother?!
I hate each and every one of you.
...
You know, Ciel.
Claude and William had sex against a wall. I saw it.
I told them not to-- that it would break your heart.
/chin on hand
W-WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?!
I hate you, Ronald.
Ronald Knox.
Ciel, we didn't have sex.
Mr. Knox here gave your lovely butler a blowjob.
I do have an associate with a video recording of last night's events.
Perhaps you would like me to confirm that statement?
CLAUDE, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE A MOTHER?
I wasn't involved.
i27.photobucket.com/albu... FUCK ALL OF YOU!
That videotape is a fabrication.
Completely sure.
WILLIAM IS OBVIOUSLY THE MAN IN THE RELATIONSHIP, SO IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S GONNA BE THE MOM...
If anyone were to be the mother, it would be Mr. Knox.
Stop being a hussy, Ronald.
It ruins my image as a reaper.
... ...
/looks ill
I'm... too young to lose my girlish figure...
Oh, shut up.
No.. I don't see Ronald being the mothe- DOES THAT MEAN THERE WILL BE TWO FATHERS??
Look at my hips? They're not right for birthing...
So slim.
...oh, so you weren't privy to last night's events, then.
But Claude, it's canon that you have a belly like a pregnant woman...
i told you that was just coke bloating
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, but if his belly can expand that far, he must be okay to be a mother!
img29.imageshack.us/img2... if you squish claude i bet a million spiders come out
LOL
LOL FOREVER
his body is filled with eggsacks
omg i just grossed myself outrihjdsdi
so claude IS a mom!
Well, he was the ... lady when he had sex with Claude.
HEY, ALOIS AND DANNY, LET'S TEAM UP AND GIVE CLAUDE THE BIGGEST HUG EVER.
did you know there are up to 3000 eggs inside a single sack?
WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THIS
I'M DEFINITELY NOT HUGGING HIM NOW
What the hell.
I hate Plurk.
I hate you all.
What kind of spiders do you think would come out~?
I hate Ronald Knox.
Everyone is getting a pay cut.
little baby tarantulas that i can put on your tongue, danny?
I have work to do.
I don't work for you.
Also, I have reason to believe that Alois Trancy is just jealous.
williamspears: i was very nice to you! why are you giving me a paycut? ;_;
just jealous
I should delete my Plurk.
*what*
but william..if you do that, you can't give us updates on the baby that may or may not be yours
You don't pay me in Vegas.
How can you give me a paycut when my only job is to hit on people, be creepy, and make everyone's lives miserable?
claude is filled with these upload.wikimedia.org/wik...
It doesn't matter. I will find a way to cut your pay.
Hey, that rhymed. How clever.
justsocruel: AAAAAA
theyre kind of cute
how cute! I wanna squish them all under the bottom of my shoe, and use the paste to write profanities on claude's face!
Very jealous. And quite immature.
i am not jealous or immature you fuckwit
Wait.. does this mean Alois is the mistress that Claude cheats on his family with??
This proves my point entirely, Your Highness.
its not my fault youre a fucking spider
Yes.
upload.wikimedia.org/wik... is this how you carry your young
Actually, William's the mom, I think. For sure, now.
...How do you know William's the mom? DID CLAUDE ALREADY WORK HIS MAGIC AND GET WILL PREGNANT?!
how is spider formed
how does claude get pregnant
No, he probably eats them, Alois.
that is gross
Your Highness, do you wish me to dissolve the contract come Halloween, or don't you?
Do you two think there's going to be a marriage?
are you trying to blackmail me because im making fun of your animal avatar
I vote Ciel should be the bridesmaid
Alois, you can be the best man..
No. I am suggesting that you stop making jibes about pregnancy.
i dont do weddings
claude is pregnancy really serious fucking business or something
fine, i will take your place, then. it's not like i can't pull off the "annoying swearing brat" look well, either..
dude ciel do you want some water or something?
i27.photobucket.com/albu... I WILL BURN EVERYTHING
claude hey
i think he wants a spider-baby for himself
claude
claude
cuteoverload.files.wordp... you are really cute cheer up
Yes.
What do you need?
look at that fucking spider
What about the spider?
IT IS CUTE
fuck you are impossible
My apologies.
It's not his fault, Alois. He's too busy thinking about the wedding to see anything else..
Alois
is
there really going to be a wedding
shit he replaces people fast
blog.ecosmart.com/wp-con... this one is pretty though
Even though Claude will say "There is no wedding" or something boring, I can guarantee that there will be a wedding soon enough.
put me on the guest list because ive got to see that shit
There will never be a wedding.
funny.funnyoldplanet.com... wow this one is crazy
i wanna pick out the bridesmaids dresses
I'd put you on the guest list if there was any chance in hell I'd be invited to it, myself.
just invite yourself
(what happened to my gif??)
THIS IS TRUE, i could just invite myself......
cakeandrainbows: (it works if you click on it)
claudey-poo wouldn't mind, right~? After all, i've been SUCH a help to the progress of this wedding.
I apologize for interrupting, but if a kiss or any other act of that nature immediately meant marriage...
I can't believe you're not even divorcing Ciel before you marry again, though.
...I would have been married several times over.
oh wait.. that's right, you sullied Ciel before you two even got married, and now you're not even marrying him
I don't believe searching for pictures of spiders is conducive to your work, Your Highness.
werent you retiring for the evening
SEVERAL? Jeez, Claudey-poo, that makes me wonder how many Victorian STDs you have by now.
Demons do not contract those illnesses.
And, as a demon, I have served many masters and been tasked with many different...tasks.
how scandalous
But do demons help *spread* said diseases, even if they are not affected?
imgur.com/sU2Yf.gif Tasked with tasks.
DANNY, QUICK, GO TELL WILLIAM AND RONALD TO GET CHECKED.
but they're not demons...can reapers even contract demon stds?
The fact they are not demons is why I want them to get checked! Just because Claude isn't infected doesn't mean he didn't SPREAD IT!!