To whom it may concern: I do not have 'crush' on anyone, nor will I ever have a 'crush'. Thank you for your time.
Not even on Grell-sempai~? /yeah, he used Japanese even though he's English. Whatcha gonna do?
/WHY ARE YOU USING JAPANESE HONORIFICS, BOY?
No.
/BECAUSE I CAN, WILLIAM-SAMA
All righty.
/Oh. Okay, Ronald-kun
/RONALD-CHAN
Mhm.
/NOT A GIRL OR A CHILD, WILLIAM-DONO
Not even a small one on Sebastian Michaelis?
/HE'S NOT CALLING YOU RONALD-SAN.
/whatever, William-chibi (wtf Ronald doesn't know moonspeak give him a break)
/...slkfajflk
/Ronald-niisan
/idek
/... he is not your sister.
/IDEK
Ah. To whom does this concern?
Anyone.
... ... You're crushing on the *demon*?
/goes pale
No, Ronald, stop listening to your mun and Claude's mun.
I am not crushing on any *demon*.
Did you even read the topic of this Plurk?
Or did you stop learning at a second grade English level?
Oh? Sebastian Michaelis? How interesting.
But he's so...
I guess he looks like you.
/stares at Claude. Stares at William.
/Stares at Claude. Back at William.
... It would sort of be like having sex with a mirror...
One of your dreams, is it not, Mr. Knox?
Can we stop discussing this nonexistant issue?
If you two had continued on and just gotten *down* to it last night, I would have had a jolly old time.
It's because you... switched your focus that I'm not pleased with either of you.
What is being discussed here?
Nothing. Go to bed - it is much too late for you to still be awake.
Of course you would have had a *jolly good time*, you blockhead.
... ... Hey, Ciel.
Do you want to know what we're talking about?
Don't even.
Tell me.
Death gods...
/adjusts his glasses
It is a personal matter, thank you.
Claude...
Had sex with William.
And that's the truth-- you can trust me, Ciel.
I would never ever lie to you.
I...
I....
...............
Ronald gave Claude a blowjob.
And no, I didn't have sex with him. Funny how you don't remember anything, Ronald.
I don't remember that blowjob you're lying about.
i27.photobucket.com/albu... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ciel, we did not have sex.
Jesus Christ, I hate all of you.
Go to bed, children. I'll be in my room.
*Our* room.
...
.....
Excuse me. *Our* room.
Mmhm.
You step over your side of the line and I'll punch you in the face.