I recommend having sex.

That's what Bocchan does to keep his soul-weight down!

Get out of here.

I told you. There is nothing to be concerned about.

HOW CAN I KNOW FOR SURE

i cant

see my own soul

...Souls aren't 'fat'.

but that other you says my soul is fat

It is fat.

NO ITS NOT

Its full of this.

NO

Souls can't lose weight. What a foolish thing to think.

wait so if your soul is fat its stuck that way ? ? ?

Souls cannot have the ability to be *fat*.

so . . . what are they then

EXCEPT YOURS

YOURS IS FAT

NO

STOP IT

I'm going to have to agree with tuxedo butler for once.

/sighs

no fuck you all

They are just entities. Think of them as atoms, or molecules. You wouldn't call an atom fat, now would you?

Take care of your work and ignore these imbeciles.

but can souls look fat then

I'll deal with them, Your Highness.

shut up claude i dont need a white knight anymore

We could start a weight training group at the STO.

I am only clearing things up, because I have promised Sailor Bocchan I would not lie.

No. Souls cannot look fat.

then am i just being trolled

Yes. You are being trolled. Someone, er, 'dun goofed.'

Nope, you're fat.

You are not being "trolled". It is true that your soul is so overweight that not even Sailor Spiderdick would eat it..

I wonder if Loki would provide equipment if I offered him a blowjob...

if i wore gloves id be taking them off and slapping you, cakeandrainbows

.../Leaves

kid might actually get annoyed if you do that ronald

Huh, why?

because he kind of fucking hates loki at the moment ? you know unable being able to claim that blue starfishs soul and all . sorry for meta

... Starfish?

black star or whatever

black star died kid tried to claim his soul it didnt work . . . shit have you even been paying attention

Not really...

I only read my own posts, you know?

well .

do you want to know or not

I guess I do.

ok so

He doesn't need to know about it.

oh hi

Hi.

but he wants to know

But he doesn't need to.

... /unsure

Aren't you supposed to be getting coffee anyway?

yeah . . .

You can't boss him around, Kid.

He's my receptionist.

(But I did want that coffee...)

I was merely reminding him that he had a duty to perform.

...