That's not symmetrical.

Hey, Kid. Long time no see.

8 has two lines of symmetry.

Hello, Ronald.

But your post doesn't.

...

The "incredible" throws it off.

can't even write plurks

i am a failure at plurking

should sign out forever

i can't

You're fine.

He's just bothering you-- you have to learn to take a little teasing.

brb hyperventilating

...

I think I'm all right now.

... Are you?

Yes. I should have expected to get trolled.

There you go.

We need to talk.

Oh?

I mean, we're slightly meta here, right? Las Vegas doesn't have Plurk. But. We need to talk *in* Las Vegas. Yes?

Meta here, yes. Las Vegas-- no Plurk. ... And yes, we need to talk.

Right. My timeline is currently a complete mess, so I'm unsure of when I talked to you or will talk to you. Still, we need some

resolution, for lack of a better word.

Not being precise and perfect is terrible.

You'll have to be patient with me. Right now...

My opinion of you isn't the greatest, you know?

In Vegas!

Not here. Or in general, but. There.

I'm more than aware. Hence, Seth needs to stop being as much of a failure as I am and make something. Or ask Sae to make something.

Sae's having dinner right now-- if you can call what she eats a real *dinner*. Afterward, I'm sure I can get her to work on logs.

You're charismatic enough to get her to do anything.

And you're frank enough that I'll do anything *for* you.

I wasn't aware candor was an attractive trait.

It is when the rest of the package isn't half bad, either.

You aren't so bad yourself.

Really?

'Glorious' sums you up well.

... Why, Kid. I'm touched.

(/sits in the back with a camera, wondering when they'll stop gushing and when they'll start making out.)

(Weren't you supposed to get some sleep, young lady?)

(...yes.)

(Can I join?)

(Join what?)

(Or...I'd sleep a lot easier if you two came with me.)

(... Sae says I should stop letting people badtouch me and I'm inclined to agree, love.)

Awkward Plurk is awkward.

See, Plurks aren't good for private conversations.

They're pretty public.

Right, Ronald?

DELICIOUS PLURK IS DELICIOUS.

...

Uh. Well. Uh.

Wrong account. My apologies.

...

Cl-Claude. /pushes away :|

/has to STAND ON HER TOES but she ruffles Ronald's hair

Don't be shy, duckie.

Maybe Kid and I should take this to a private Plurk.

Best of luck. /kisses on cheek

Ah. /blush~. Girls~~ haha~~

/grin

Don't get any designs for mundanes.

I suppose I am a bit out of his league.

At first I thought you were warning *me* off of trying to flirt with *your* mundanes.

I'm talking to Ronald, who seems capable of seducing anything.

I'm not only here for him, doll.

... Ahaha...

Ronald I just like teasing. /fingers Ronald's collar

D-do you? Ahah... ha... /NERVES

Mhm...and buying nice things...

Nice... things?

Like that account of yours~

And what I'm wearing under this dress.

... ... ... /sweating bullets

Which is...red. And laces up the back.

...and is *symmetrical*.

I'm going to have to-- **have** to... decline the offer.

Mmm. Alright. Well, call me if you change your mind.

Either of you.

We won't... I think.

That was new and exciting.

/RESISTED TEMPTATION LIKE A GOOD BOY

... /slow hair ruffle

/pleased