Oh come off it.

MUN TOLD ME TO TELL YOU

TO GO GET LAID

............

You'll feel better.

That's a disgusting suggestion.

...Ciel, are you really a guy?

...Excuse me?

You're a guy.

And fourteen.

And not even interested in girls.

You're kind of weird.

I have better things to be interested in.

Are you gay?

I was engaged for several years.

If you are, it's okay.

Do you have any manners?!

Honestly!

Of course!

But what are manners between friends?

I don't know how you got under the assumption that we are 'friends'.

You added me on this plurk thingy.

That says a lot.

Don't read into it.

/reads into it

Ciel, if it's because you have a crush on me

...

You can say so

What?!

I mean, I have Gil, but...

I'm not going to dignify that with a response!

Of ALL people! Least of all YOU would I ever consider!

There's no need to be shy!

I'm NOT shy!

Uh-huh.

You arrogant little...

I believe you.

Really.

You're homosexual yourself, aren't you.

that what this is about?

Well, I *did* say I have Gil.

But I can make exceptions.

It's okay, Ciel. You don't have to hide it!

Tch.

I'm not hiding anything.

Ciel loooooves me

He wants to hoooold me

I do not.

You're an idiot.

YOU WANT O LOVE ME AND HOLD ME AND KISS ME

Furthest thing from it, actually.

Cieru is so shy.

I'm not shy, damn it.

Don't follow me into the shower, okay?

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

JUST BE PATIENT

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

NOTHING AT ALL.