Good Evening Madam, welcome to Paul's House of Pain. How would you like to die today? We're offering a special discount for today for the

"Boiled Alive in Hot Peanut Oil" package.

HAHAHAH!!! XD

Should you want to use Palm Oil instead, extra charges will apply

CHING! *pulls out a samurai sword*

"Please note that you would need to pay in full amount before the start of the package"

please be sure to take some brochure on our other offerings, "Death by earwigs", "Impalement by running bulls," and the special "quartered

... i hate my plurk friends... FML

and drawn by horses" package

hey, its not easy to come up with this shit for y'alls entertainment y'know!

LOLLLLLLL... look at what that useless Yatz came out with ... kns

writing lawyer standing by

i shud round house chuck morris kick his ass

yat is still apprentice mar

he go for quick kill

death needs to be creative

look at the damn lawyer.. kanasai..

er paul.. death by earwigs.. wassat ? pls explain package

lawyer just doing his job mar. At least he stepped up to offer right?

sorry la i noob

ah...a popular choice madam. We prepare for it by giving you a luxurious bath and an extended ear cleaning.

eh Kanzaki : i cant afford to pay u ei

how long does it take before i die in shock

then we insert quality male obnly Earwigs into your ear and stimulate them to eat your brains from inside your brains with gentle nature

sounds.

just share this with u ... so u guys can kill whatever way u want

Death will be pleasantly long and painful

shiryen the last thing a will writing lawyer deserve is to be affiliated with vulgarity, esp the local ones

899.00 , call now! Operators are standing by. Give the keyword "earwig" and enjoy a 35% discount. Today only!

i luv u long time kanzaki *hugs .. i die dy i come back give u 4D let u strike lottery ok

paul too painful.. anything which i can i die in a split second

btw, an earswig looks like this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fi...

shiryen err come visit when u have the sure win numbers, other than that we meet only during Ching Ming and Halloween ok?

my apologies madam, we do not engage in that shameful practice of quick deaths. No point being called the House of Pain if it last a

split second right?

Kanzaki SURE GEH.. let u win until u sked of winning.. how bout that?

PaulDavid ... who is your boss.. lemme speak to him.. :X

you ARE speaking to him. Its PAUL's House of Pain, as in Paul David, Me, not Paul Tan or some other Paul

www.plurk.com/shiryen ok set!

oh right. sorry laaaaaaaa... how i know the house of pain so sucks de.. i wan house of death la.. sorry wrong channel

Paul Smith!!! , ok not funny

cheh, i feel insulted. Such a noble business I run and this is the kind of customers I get. *sigh* its so hard to be an honest businessman

:X luv u too paulie~~~` just kill me and get over with it lah!.. no need house of pain de

i am an honest peddler of pain and death madam. I cannot go against my principles. I could hook you up with jenkinyat...you can die fast

LOL. yatz FTW