I fully deserve it for attempting to serenade her with Lady in Red.

I only know about two lines anyway so it's just as well she stopped me.

how can you only know two lines? UNPOSSIBLE

Never seen you looking so lovely as you diiiid tonight

Never seen you shine so bright

Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner soomething dance

Looking for a little roooomance

The lady in reeeeeed

daaancing with me

Cheek to cheek

Something something something or maybe it just goes straight to

I'll never forgeeeeet

The way the way you look tonight - You scrubbed up lovely for a posh bird.

Possibly that last bit is just Bill Bailey's version?

never seen so many men ask you if you wanted to dance

looking for a little romance, given half a chance

or something

That sounds suitably profound.

nooooo!