...why is it Twilight?

its gd

It's... really not, Berwald.

y?

It's cliche, badly-written and offensive to the LGBT community and women

its a gd book

imo

Berwald, it's terrible. What can you even like about it.

...idk;;

I like Jacob! Why can't I have him as a pet!?

There has to be a reason. And don't let Peter read it, for crying out loud.

...or, you know. Not.

dosnt hav robots. wudnt lyk it.

rly?

Did you read it to him? =_=

no

I HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE!

At least it wasn't the book.

Thankfully.

Papa only reads me good stories <(.O.<)

films gd 2

NO IT ISN'T

:c

You took us to see that /on our anniversary/.

thought ud lyk it

u laughed

That's true, it was hilariously bad.

Papa took me to see Scott Pilgrim!

You're just unlucky! （　・∀・）

ヽ(･∀･ )ﾉ