I found this goat just wandering around outside and I remember Iceland said I made a mean goat stew back in the day

So I killed the little bugger and now it's boiling happily on the range

Just gotta go find some carrots now to complete the veg side

He'll love it!

Oh man I haven't had goat in so long

I hope it tastes good

It was so happy and friendly as well

I felt mean slitting its throat

But meat is meat, ya know?

A man's gotta eat somehow...

... I wonder if there are any more outside...

I can make enough for choc_and_reload too!

brb!

you monster.

That's what I said to the goat when it tried to headbutt me!

It had every right to!

What goat was it?!

The one with the little one following it

...Y-you.

Don't worry, I went back for the little one as well! Didn't want it growing up an orphan

They're in heaven together now! Well...actually they're in a stew together, but you know what I mean

...You didn't actually do anything to the goats, did you?

of course i did! you can't make a goat stew without goats, idiot! I think you need your glasses cleaning, dude!

... why do austrian goats roar?

...Are you thinking of bears?

there's a difference?

it looked kinda like this?

...That's a bear.

... how do you tell the difference again?

Goats don't roar.

H-hang on a minute. You're cooking a /bear/?!

...Jungfrau's ok?

I should think so. Would you like me to go and check?

Don't ask! Make sure she is!

I-I'll be back in a moment.