This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken."
And, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" And the guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs."
Well, I guess that's pretty much how how I feet about relationships. they're totally irrational and crazy and absurd
and ... but, I guess we keep goin' through it because, uh, most of us need the eggs