Bwahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! I love you so much. And if you ever had the egg burp, you know that it's funkaaaaay

This totally makes up for your unresponsiveness to my sexting attempts earlier this afternoon.

Okay. Scratch that last remark. I literally just got your reply.

wow... I sent that reply hours ago. Bloody O2

ugh uncle sex is wrong.

Puts the egg burps in perspective, don't it?

brienkenai How else are we gonna get you a cousin?

omg if the two of you have a kid the very fabric of the universe will rip in two...from top to bottom at that.

I think a perfect mix of your Uncle and me would probably wind up being a soccer hooligan