Because we post a lot 8D

In TWO MINUTES?

*Dramatic Face* Yes

idk, plurk glitches sometimes

XDDDDDDDD

Whatever. *Glomps everyone.*

I'M BORED.

Plurk's limit of unread plurks is 200. But sometimes the other unreads show up, if you went over 200 and got rid of them all.

I rather the you are ninja posters option.

....Damn, you've discovered us. >3>

Your secretly Speedy Gonzales.

Quite so. We must actually wait for minutes after typing to post responses so others don't get suspicious.

D: What do you do in the mean time?

Respond to private plurks with the other Speedies.