Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The road to success is always under construction.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.