yes, though typical guy stuff

This is why I don't date younger men generally...lolol I'm not even really upset. Just boggled about the mind. What a fucking coward.

he was probably afraid you'd yell at him if he actually told you

Oooh, if she doesn't need it, Shams, I have a fantastic target for you

you remind me a lot of the mad scientist from Planet Terror right now, Sham...

we need to upgrade you to a pair of those scissor thingies...

the male population of AZ is really that stupid, eh?

that's sad

That REALLY is sad...

probably not shallow enough, honestly

When I get out there, we'll go break some hearts... or penises... whichever comes first...

*crosses his legs discreetly*

Not *that* kind of breaking...

*cues whipcrack sound effect*?

Fo sho....

Fucking STUPID boy...

yeah, Stupid boy

lol

I am SOOOO pissed... I HATE that I'm pissed.

I'm sorry Lah... I'd make yo0u a comfort brownie or something...

I'm not sure he still qualifies as male, if his peenlet's so tiny he has to duck out like that.

if his peen were that small, I'd be less pissed...