Gilbert
has
had his Oktoberfest celebrations cut short by the fucking Bayerische Polizei. Professional buzzkillers. Apparently, streaking is a crime.
Gilbert
thinks
that's bullshit! Why *shouldn't* everyone get to see how awesome and in shape he is?!
Well anyway. They aren't letting him out of this holding cell any time soon, so he's just going to have to sit here drunk and bitch.
... Will just let him stay there. Maybe Ludwig will bail him out.
Alfred
thinks
that sucks. But he'll drink a beer or three for him. And if he's ever let out they can drink together!
isn't going to bail him out. He isn't even aware Gilbert's been arrested. Even if he knew, he wouldn't help. Far too drunk.
rolls his eyes. He has nothing to bitch about. Heracles is sportin a busted face and bruises all over. that guy caught up to him after all
sighs. "At first I was afraid. I was petrified."
"Kept thinkin' I could never live with you by my side."
...without* lolol )
"Then I spent so many nights thinkin' how you did me wrong and I grew strong"
"I learned how ta get along!"
feel less and less ashamed of her siblings, all of a sudden.
Gilbert
is
drunk, get off his ass Or on it appropriately. "So now you're back from outer space. I just walked in to find you here with that sad-
look upon your face."
knows that song! Though he's not drunk enough to join in on that. He'll just snicker.
's going to sneak away before he makes a bigger fool of himself. If anyone asks, she doesn't know him.
Gilbert
will
remember this, you bastards. "I should'a changed that stupid lock, I should'a made you leave yer key, if I'd'a known for just one second-
you'd be back to bother me. G'won now go!"
Alfred
will
remember this too. Oh. Dude. You know what's a great idea? Whipping his cell phone out to record.
Gilbert
will
kill him, once he sobers up to realize this is a terrible idea, not something to sing to. "Walk out the door 'cause you're not welcome-
anymore! Aren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye...uh...somethin'...somethin' lay down and die? Oh no, not I! I will survive!"
doesn't care right now. Hell, as soon as his phone won't let him record any more, he'll have to send this to people. Text it to whoever's-
at the top of his most previously texted list, upload it to facebook. Everything.
would suggest Youtube as well, if he knew. "For as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive. I've got all my life to live an' I-
got all my love to give...I will....I will survive...hey. Woo..." Hold on, time to pass out.
got that to the end. Yeah, he'll upload it to there too. But for now he's texting it to people. He'll let Gilbert see it later. When he's 0
sober looking.