(( OAO <3 ))

Even though, my dad can be an idiot and my older brother is second in line for idiocy king. I still love them. My family is mine.

does a silent nod.

"What are you doing?"

as he looks over her shoulder

Stares. "Nothing. Brother. None of your business." She gives him a steely glare of mommy's. A look a like.

pouts playfully. "Show me!" he demands and reaches over to take away her arms.

"Nuh!" She is getting upset as she takes hold of her diary, and just have learnt a punch, a right hook from Dad.

tries to evade it, but is his slightly anyways. "Ow! That's it, I'm telling Mama!"

"You wouldn't, since Mummy knows that you are trying to be big over me." She sticks her tongue at him.

pouts. "But she also knows you're always hitting me!"

"That's because you are a practice punch bag."

(( very germany xD ))

"I'm not! And... and you are bad at writing!" points to the first sentnec

"It's "love", not lub, you dimwit!"

"Me? a.........dimwit??? What. did. you. say." Her smile twitches as her fists balls, as she drops her diary.

Her small fists just pounds on Mad, even with her feet.

evades the fists and kicks and tries to stop her from it, while reaching for the diary. He gets it and tries to hold it out of her reach.

kicks the diary out of the way.

"whoa!" He runs after it and catches it again, holding it like a american football player after falling down.

Luckily she have ripped it out in ninja way.

"nuh!" Presses is to his body.

it*

tugs and tugs. "Mads, I'm going to tell mummy that you are reading my most private stuff. She would put a gun to your head."

"Then I will tell her that you ate my cake and told dad that I ate yours too!"

"That's not a strongest point. It's useless!"

"You downright lied to her, too, and you know how she thinks about us lying."

raises her eyebrow. "You are using a big word there."

"You did, don't deny it. You ate my cake and yours and blamed me for it," he says and pouts.

"I have my own cakes, thank you very much. I never touch your icky cake."

"You did! I had to go to the toilet and when I came back my cake was gone and you were still chewing!"

unaffected. "I was chewing on my cakes. Daddy was eating your cake."

"...you're lying!"

"Not lying."

"Are too."

"Nope."

"Are!"

((<3))

punches like really hard. "shut the fuck up." She obviously heard Dad swears a lot in front of Tv whenever there is a losing Danish team.

"ow! You bitch!" Yes, he had been listening, too.

"Cocksucker."

gasps. "What the fuck?! I'm not a cocksucker, you cunt!"

smiles. "Cooooooooooooooocksucker."

been listening at the door, facepalming.

"Cunt-eating manwhore!"

((XDDDDDDDDD)))

no idea what he's actually saying.

"Manwhore? Hm. I'll call you, Femalewhore."

pouts. "Cuntwhore."

"Femalewhore or cunwhore. Whatever, Pussysucker.

(( /is having too much fun ))

hard. "ass-fucking, finger-licking, er, TOE-HUMPING, er, wench."

"LYING wench," he adds quickly.

"MADS!" he steps in.

(( /SO AMUSED DENNY WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING THEM XDDD ))

(( and Aunt Hungary is tempted to record everything. ))

eeps and practically jumps away five meters. "Dad! She started it!"

(( Not teaching, these kids can learn ))

"Nej... You started, my dear little son, I have been hearing from the door." He cracks his knuckles.

"B-but she didn'T want to schow me what she'S writing and and that idiot doesn't know how to spell love."

"THAT's because she is A private person AND she doesn't wish to show it to ANYONE." He noted, since he knows what is that book is, since he

the one who gave to her that book.

"But I saw my name in there! And she called you an idiot, too!"

Raises an eyebrow. "what's wrong with being idiot? your mom calls me an idiot in an affectionate way."

smirks

"...but I'm not allowed to call her a dimwit? That's not fair!"

"Life is not fair."

"You... YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!" he yells, close to tears. Why's the world so cruel to him?

(( btw. I currently imagine them being around 10 years old. ))

(( I think so too. ))

sighs, and slaps him like woah.

yelps, starting to cry now. "You're so cruel! I'm telling mommy!!"

"You can't take pain like a man! Freya takes a lot of burden on her since I practice a bit of boxing with her. And she didn't take pain.

Unlike you."

already running to mommy.

smirks smirks. She takes hold on Daddy. Though, she did cry a bit but she knows that it's a defense mechanism not to take pain.

(( ^^; Wow. my Freya is a little bitch. ))

scoops him up in her arms, trying to console him and understand what he is saying. She carries him into the girl's room, not amused.

"Ah, Luise."

"What do I have to hear now? You hit Mads?" she says, glaring.

ruffles his hair frustratedly. "That's because Freya was trying to write something private in her diary."

nods nods nods nods. "Ja, Mother. I was writing something in my diary and He just look at what i was writing and was trying to take the

diary away from me."

"But you hit him," she says, voice icy, saying 'you two are in BIG trouble now'. "For something simple as trying to read a diary."

sniffles. "She called me a cocksucker."

raises her eyebrows, "A what? You two! What have I been telling you about cursing?! And where did you learn that word?!"

"From Daddy, when he was shouting at his team losing."

" I didn't notice you were there! i thought you were supposed to be outside with your mother! And you should have hear the dirty mouth on

Mads! He was cussing like a gangster!"

tries to look innocent.

them both a 'you're in even deeper shit now'-look.

"hahahaha......" he gives a weak laugh.

"That's it. No TV for the 3 of you and no cake!" She puts down Mads. "And I want you all to apologize for what you did wrong."

"Dear... What shall I do.... watch the TV outside of the tv shop.....?"

glares at her husband. "No TV for the next 2 weeks. You're all just learning stupid things from it. Maybe some gardening work and taking

care of the dogs might cure your dirty mouths?"

(( atta waifu. ))

"Erm.... erm...." He sighs, he was an master in taking care of dogs, since he have his own Great Dane. "Okay, Kids. You have to work hard

for us to become clean."

"Oh, and you know that new stone garden that I want? Maybe you can finally build it," she says. "Now. Apologize."

"I'm sorry, Wife."

sniffs. "Sowwy, mommy."

"Sorry mom..."

them a look that they shouldn't apologize to her, but to the others.

makes a face, then says, reluctantly, "Sorry, Freya... for trying to read your diary..."

hmpfs and forces herself with a sweet smile, but the smile ends up a sly smile. "Thats' okay.... okay. Mads."

waiting still.

"And... sorry for calling you dumb..."

"you called me dimwit, instead of dumb." she smiles.

twitches. "Mooom!"

sighs. "Freya."

"Okay, okay. Apology accepted."

"...and?" she really hates it when she has to do that. Why can't they just THINK a little?!

"For hitting you and cussing."

frowns a little, sighing deeply. "A whole sentence, please?"

I apologize for hitting you and cussing, Mads. Okay mom?"

"Yes, better."

huffs. "Apology accepted.

then looks expectantly at her husband.

(( ....this is so cute. XDD <33 ))

looks innocent. " I promise you that I wot sneak in to watch tv and swears a lot."

"That is not what I meant," she says dangerously. "I thought that you and I had agreed on the fact that there is NO WAY that we would EVER

hit one of our children."

"But..but... what happens if our children backtalks?? or... or... get in trouble for something else?"

"There are other ways," she says, too calmly. "Hitting is a sign of weakness and it will only make them hit you back. Now go and apologize

for that!"

cowers and stares at mommy and daddy, looking a little scared.

"ahhhh.... I'm sorry for hitting."

"And?" she demands, hands on her hips.

"and...and... " he trails off. "And what?"

"And you will never do it again, understood? Or /I/ will beat you up," she growls. Never touch her kids or you'll regret it.

"but dear, they are my kids too!"

glares in honest now. "You. Will. Not. Hit. Them. Understood?"

gulps. "Understood." even though he used to be a victorious man in old days. but his spirits are softened up and... you know, a man cannot

disobey woman, especially they are your waifus.

"Good. Now, go and wash your hands, dinner will be ready in 5 Minutes," she says and turns around.

and leaves.

nudges Freya. "...Mommy's scarier than you like this."

"yes, ma'am!"

"Of course, I'm used to her being that."

"Since we do have same anger issues." She smiles.

"....daaaamn right," he mumbles, hoping that mom didn't hear him curse.

's eyes widen, but she won't say about that.