How do you even do that?

well, two men and a fish (plurk buddy).

idk, rad, you too are the only ones that talk to me...so I guess I will just keep trying to become fans and maybe someone will take pitty

two..not too

I did have an actual fan for a brief second...lol.

another thing is to fan or friend other people who seem interesting. Commenting in their plurks will also help build connections.