i'm sitting in sl in a dark rp sim, ready to do my dark rp stuffs and i'm approached by a very pale avi with 90 attachments

and the way he looks is screaming NOOB at me anyways. So I open the profile and it's filled out..

Plus he's older than I am in sl! So I'm like ok, maybe he just doesn't have any taste. I allow him to tp me out

and i'm standing there for like 15 fucking minutes waiting on a tp when he finally IM's

I guess I have to add you to my friends list to tp you! How old are you in sl, do you not know you can ctrl alt v and then tp me?

and of course I say this, and he's like don't try to teach me stuff, I'm older than you in SL!!

So I blow that off, cuz normally I woulda bitched and told him off... and we have our lil combat war

ok dude is older in sl, he's higher level so kicked my ass.. so i'm captured.. he doesn't read rp limits

and yes i'm gonna talk to myself all the way through this plurk

he tries the collar.. no dude, i don't do collars

he tries to cut bits of me off.. no try again... so he whips out his cock.. and OMFG it's a noob cock that i know was a freebie

You are how old in sl, you can spend L on the outfit, you can buy a cock that looks good... so I just make up an excuse and tp out

I was willing to be docked xp and have a sim ban, to get away from this guy! Learn to rp, buy a cock, and learn to not add every chick

to your friends list, cuz if he thinks he stayed on my list... WRONG!

maybe his teenage son hacked into his account? Hate that for you either way.

Gave you a laugh though I hope

ridic

you shoulda laid there and let him have a go at you.

you should have cast magic missile at his noobenis

you should do this now. While RexxCapalini are here. In your bed. Together.