I've heard good ones like: You can't TWSS your own statement.

As in setting yourself up.

don't overdo it. or be ignored.

but the first rule is you don't talk about it!

#2 Can't cut someone off mid sentence even if it's a TWSS opportunity (but the full sentence doesn't make any sense as TWSS).

If the first rule of everything is not talking about it, then the internet would be very boring.

the first rule is, once you start talking about rules, it is no longer fun

establishing rules is when your parents start doing it.

the no setting yourself up rule, like in volleyball, you can't spike your own set

there are no rules.