.....WHAT?! WHY?!!

Long Fall tri[

half term?

No, like a wilderness trip thing

oh, right ; leaving tomorrow? alright ; see you in a week i suppose.

i can get on my phone a little....and we get to check email...cus i'm on the non wilderness trip lol

i thought you weren't allowed to bring your phone? mm

Yessss. I can spam your phone then~

no, but i can acess it when we come up to campus

aah - d'you know around when that'd be? just so i'll know, hmm ; or not so much

I actually don't know.

alright, have fun, um, farming, right. have fun farming.

Yeah, we get to walk calfs and make blueberry jam and apple pies

*calves

remember you owe me another ten bucks if you hug a cow. &+ wow houswifely much, gj, go build more stairs to balance

....fine. ; HEY. If i didn't cook, who would?

uh take out duh, way too many restaurants around here

...that would get expensive.

Hire a cook.

Even more expensive

Pff. No. I would cook for you guys, but you'd end up eating cake and other sweets all the time

dude, beans and rice, it works for college. - sides, you can cook a bit, we'll survive.

and ramen.

JUst buy low cost food.

that are simple.

^ that

i'll be like, super awesome rich remember, so like.

Ohya, Hachi remember to not touch the children.

and i'll blow all your money on super expensive fabric

you're not getting all my money, you can get half, the other half i get to blow on maryjane and final fantasy perfume

*facepalm*

dudeee and i can like, actually buy swords. we have have a dangerous weapons collection in our basement n let our kids play with it.

-can

right. i'm sure that'll make playdates interesting

totally, i can get like, all the final fantasy swords, hur.

yes. and all the children's friends will go home mortally injured , i'm sure that would make our children very popular

My children would love them.

ikr and we can get like real life lightsabers and ninja stars and all that, totally not lawsuit material

we'll have one of those rotatey wall things to hide them

cool we'll have like a torture room n i can dissect people n play with their brains, secret rooms are fun.

.....no. no dissection. I don't care how much you want to be like Hojo when you grow up, no human experiment rooms

dude no wtf you just like, made me want to even more. i have to have this room, i can like, make a vincent , omg. rrrrr i want one

NO. no secret rooms

please, wouldn't it be awesome if we could have vincent in our basement, i would like, fangasm every day

how about a life sized vincent plush instead? or a body pillow?

no i want a vincent, in my basement. rrr. dude that would be my dream, srs.

do i have to agree to this?

idk I guess cuz what if you take my Vincent away from me 8( -- lol and put a korean in the dungeon too for shits n giggles k

*major facepalm* Whatever makes my waifu happy

awesome, can I get an Austrian down there too . it would make your wife happy.

*sigh* yes dear