Please stop toucing me...you're grossing me out!!!

wh-who?!

Some perverted old man at this restaurant where we were having lunch.

oh i see.. you should unleash the inner hei in you and fork his mouth.

He was just too touchy feely...it was driving me crazy!!!

yes, indeed! did I mention that he had no teeth?

ZOMG. chandra. Like, really? wtf.

For some reason he took a liking to our table...and just stood there talking to us. He was standing...

...right beside me, and kept talking and touching me, while showing his toothless grin!

My husband just thought he was a nice, lonely old man. My husband is much more compassionate than I am!