FL:You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

FL:It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

FL:The molestation of trash cans is banned.

ORne may not box with a kangaroo.

OR:It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.

IN:Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.

INrinks on the house are illegal.

WA:It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.

WA:Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

MA:Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.

MA:No one may take a bath without a prescription.