... that time of the month? O.O

nods.

...didn't know..males had...that...

would like to point out that Portugal is more hormonal then a woman and that he's going to get fat if he eats to many chocolates...

covers her mouth when Sadiq says that.

blinks, throwing a vase in Sadiq's head. "Fuck you!" he roars, hissing. "And I'm not PMSing." he sighs, frowning.

barely manages to catch the vase. "Now see I beg to differ. I think you are definitely PMSing right now."

glares. "What would you know?!" he groans, cheeks red as a tomato. "I'm fine, kay? Now, out."

listening to their little tirade and stifles a giggle.

coos silently

laughs and folds his arms over his chest shaking his head. "Nope."

narrows his eyes at him. "Hmpf..." he mumbles, going back to eating his chocolates. "Bastard..."

frowns and shrugs. "Only bastard I see here is eating chocolate by the pound."

nibbles on a chocolate bar. "Shut up." he hisses, turning away from him. "Heartless."

sighs and moves to stand in front of him. "Ah... maybe a bit... sorry. So what's caused this chocolate feast?"

narrows his eyes, not looking at him, sttubornly. "I... I just felt like it." he shrugs. No, he's not frustrated, lonely, pissed off. As if.

sits on the man's couch and puts his feet up on his coffee table. "Oh? You just felt like it?"

glares at him. "Get your dirty feet off my table!" he snarled, standing up and walking over him to move his feet away, grabbing his legs.

looked up at him and grinned. "I'd love to move my feet but you've got your hand on my legs..."

twitches, grabbing his legs and moving them, only to drop them down after. "See? A bastard. And without manners." he spats, sitting by his_

side, going back to eat his chocolate.

looks over at him and laughs as he sits up straight. "Maybe I am, Greece would side with you. I'm sure there are a lot of others that would.

"

nods, raising one eyebrow after. "Why are you here again, anyway?" he sighs.

shrugs and looks away. "I have nothing better to do..."

frowns. "Get a life..." he mutters. "Don't you.. dunno, go annoy your boyfriend, wife, harem, dog, whatever you keep."

stares at him again and then laughs. "I would love to go annoy Gupta, but he's busy... and I don't haven anyone else."

rolls his eyes, smirking after. "Funny you thought about me..."

shrugs and smiles a bit at seeing the smirk. "Eh... It was you or Greece and I would rather skip out on the awkwardness..."

laughs. "Ah... And here I thought you missed the times we used to war and I'd beat you." he hums.

frowns. "You hardly beat me...."

waves a hand. "Pretend I did, it's my house..."

rolls his eyes at him as he puts his feet back up on the table. "Right... So what's really bothering you?"

sighs. "I was just eating..." he blinks, looking a bit dully at him, sitting by his side.

an unforgiving look. "I'll believe that when I see pigs fly."

pouts. "Right..." he coughs, scratching his neck. "I watched a sad movie?"

shakes his head. "Can I take a wild guess at it being loneliness?"

narrows his eyes. "Could... fine, it is." he sighs, raising both arms.

smirks a bit, content that he got the answer out of him. "What about that English man?"

blinks. "He was with another." mutter, shifting in his seat.

him a curious look. "Really? I thought that was over..."

shrugs. "Maybe it is.. I need to talk to him about it." he shrugs. "But he'll all sad, and.. why?"

stares at him blinking. "Why what?"

blinks. "What do you mean, why what? I want to know why he's sad!" he taps his lower lip. "You seem pretty interested in my life, Turk..."

laughs and leans back into the couch again. "I'm not that interested. Just bored, I have little to do lately."

nods, sighing. "Join the club..." he hums, tscing. "You should find yourself what to do... at least I keep a bakery."

shrugs and folds his arms behind his head. "Nah... I haven't been aloud to touch my boyfriend for a month."

chuckles. "My my... what did you do this time?" he smiles, crossing his arms.

frowns and glares over at him. "What did I do this time? Nothing... He just said he thought our relationship is based on sex."

frowns. "Yep, it's exactly because you did nothing." he sighs. "Couldn't you.. you threated him like a toy, period?"

sits up and looks over at him, shaking his head. "No, I didn't treat him like a toy. Not at all. What do you mean I did nothing?"

smiles. "Exactly this, you probably did not much but sex.. Hence why he said it so." he blinks. "Too much sex and no talk only works if you_

are going out with France. Maybe not even him."

frowns deeply. "If you haven't noticed Gupta doesn't talk much." He looked down at his lap for a long moment. "But I see you're point."

nods. "Yeah... you don't need to exactly talk, but do something other than get him off his clothes and hump him." he hums. "A walk, be_

romantic!"

rubs the back of his head and sighs a bit. "I've tried all that. Besides you're one to talk Mr. Single."

frowns. "Ei, I have... a lot of experience." coughs, looking away. "I'm single for.. option."

nods, disbelieving. "Sure... option..."

frowns. "Yeah, I chose to be single, why? I.. I can, okay? Yeah."

shakes his head a bit now. "We need to get you laid... seriously this is sad."

leans back. "What?" he blinks. "... Okay, get me laid with who? If I need, which I don't." cough.

chuckles and shrugs a bit. "I don't know, but you need it, just look at all the chocolate you ate. How about that English guy?"

leans back. "Inglaterra? He's never around... big deal." shrugs, closing his eyes.

raises a brow with that but nods. "Ah this is true. I never see much of him. Not really since..." he trailed off remembering that war and_

shook his head quickly.

frowns. "Yes..." he doesn't get this 'since...' part, but supposes he shouldn't know, anyway. He nods and stares. "Well?"

shrugs and looks up at the ceiling. "Hmm... I really don't know hun."

smiles dryly, then looks away. "Listen, I'm fine by myself."

looks over at him and tilts his head. "You sure about that? How about dinner, with Gupta and I. Hell I'll even invite Greece."

blinks. "Uh..." he thinks about refusing, he'll feel awkward but... "Sure." he says, blurting out. Not like he's doing much.

smiles and gets up from the couch. "Ah good! I'll be more than happy to have you over. I'll let Gupta know."

frowns slightly at this, but nods politely. "Ah, yes, tell me when is it, and we'll do it." he smiles, also getting up. "Let me go open the_

door for you. Yes, you're leaving, I need a bath." sighs.

raises his brow at how weird the man was being. "Sure... How about in two days, be at my place for five, if you don't come, I'll come find_

you."

smiles. "Come find me?" he can't help but laugh at it, joyfully, even loudly, but is quick to control himself and simply open the door "Ok."

shrugs and takes his leave.

watches him go, closing the door and curling up on the couch to eat his chocolates again.