You could join the Navy~

Sweden loves cabin boys. <3

8D omg svixcanada? >U< <3333

Fff- forget the navy that sounds amazing and cracktacular.

LOL

/prepares camera

that does sound like a yummy peice of crack cake.

With sprinkles on top?

yum!

that sounds like my sparkling from gakuen theme /sobs

oh dear god. DO NOT WANT. My baby sisters ex just came up to me asking if she has an sti and if she does he says sorry.

oh god what

... what?!

WTF. I did not need to know that!

D:

He sounds charming...

Charming indeed.

sti...? ouo;

sexually transmitted infection. >.< It's like an STD.

OH NOES sdlfnskjfnkjs that son of a bitch, why didn't you use condom dear ;A;

I think he just lost my last thread of repect for him. *head desk* well i just got off work so maybe I can drown this douchebaggery out in

/offers chocolate to comfort

rping. wanna rp in ten minutes? *how long it takes me to walk to the bus.*

oh? from the phone? owo difficult~ *raises hand*

....eww. D:

hardest part of using plurk on my phone is capatalizing. ... followed by spelling.

lol, yeah

Capitalization on a phone/ipod is super annoying

/is glad her phone is nokia and not a touchscreen

you automaticially capatalize for texts, but online? no. LG is a dickweed. >> i should warn you guys I use alot of swearing.

like douche-canoe. I like that one alot. c:

don't worry about it~

=u=b I've seen worse. XD

If it makes you feel any better, our Belarus swears a lot when she's playing Pokemon.

and our Sebo... swears in *different* languages XD

ouo My favorite is dickface, but occasionally you've just gotta step it up and use something like cumsucker or cuntmaggot. eue

/stares at Lovi and sighs

dickface is like... I don't know, I always laugh when I read or hear that. Because the image is just to vivid.

;u; -Blows kisses at Eliza with obviously-cute mouth ffffff-

;u; I'unno, I'm just a dickface kinda person. ouo

...If that made sense.

*laughs*

if it did, I still imagine you with a dick as your nose.

/agrees that dickface sounds amusing

-Pout- No making fun of my favorite swear! Or I'll have to start using 'bastard' excessively. Or cumsucker. And no one wants that.

think of squid in spongebob

cumsucker is better than dickface

ouo! Did you get it from me, Ausbb?

AUSTRIA! /tackleclings and nuzzles <333

Awww you're up so early! <3

*shrugs and loosens cling* .... /currently staring at a Mexican-looking figure holding a football

*giggles* Then dooon't.