Today will be a day that will live in infamy

hahahahahaha, yeah... since my speech is about banning plastic grocery bags

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times?

lol. it was the worst of times when plastic bags filled the oceans, haha

What would Jesus choose? Paper or Plastic?

hahahahaa, that would offend this one crazy christian girl in my class

Then do it

hahahahaaa

Hey, if she makes a big deal about go all Pastafarian on her ass

hahahahaha, I'll bring my 'Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster' and throw it at her

Yea, I think the pasta sauce will stain her shirt

hahahahaa, I love that book...