texts her like a spazz. He likes this new texting technology!

blinks and pulls out her phone. Who could that be? ...Oh it was Francis. She texts back: Bonzour.

screams rages texts her back... somehow.

decides to just ask him what he wants.

busy texting rage emoticons. c8

sends him something that remotely looks like Arthur with eyebrows growing clear off his forehead.

curses some very unfriendly words at the emoticon and sends her a picture via text of a waggling finger.

snorts at the picture and sends him one of her rolling her eyes.

tempted to send her one of... a certain body part and decides that he wants to live.

would stab him repeatedly with a swordfish if he dared.

decides to send her a picture of a banana instead.

sends him a picture of a monkey with his face pasted over the monkey's

sends her a picture of fake tears streaming down his face.

sends a picture of her smirk.

sends a picture of his nipple. 8T

...did not want to see that.

cackles insanely.