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it looks very comfortable!

it's very comfortable too... just.. he can't say he has it.

to know why not?

it's because... the chair is.. Danish.

Mr. Denmark is nice.

stares. The poor girl has been deceived.

looks up at him, smiling, unfazed.

continues staring. "Danmark is not nice."

tilts her head. 'He is always smiling and... nice.'

snorts. "It's because he's thinking of doing horrible things to you. He's a viking, he's not nice."

would never guess something like that of him. Maybe he isn't so bad.

sighs. "Small little girls like you are his ideal targets, you fight back less and you're probably a virgin."

freezes for a few moments before turning scarlet. '.................akswkjfdkisj'

nods. "And that's why he's not a nice guy. Don't mistake that smile for a perverted grin."

covers her face with her hands. 'I-I'm sure that's not... um... true...'

blinks. "I've lived with him for hundreds of years, I know him best."

stutters, still flushed. 'M-my brothers tell me I need to stay away from perverted people, but...' ;///;

nods. "So stay far away from Danmark."

still not completely convinced. He really seems nice. 'Mnnnmn.....'

being very serious. "If you see him, knee him in the groin and run fast."

stares. 'Do what?!'

demonstrates in the air. "LIke that."

continues to stare. 'I can't do that to someone. Last time I accidentally did that to gege, he got very angry at me.' D:

shrugs. "Then your chastity is in danger.."

may keep a bit of distance from him, then. Maybe. It is a good thing she rarely sees him.

rarely sees him either. He moves a lot =w=

observe him more closely from now on.

hasn't seem him lately, maybe the Dane is lost forever.