if it's one of Greece's cats. They're everywhere.

pokes cat, and looks at Greenland "This is a 'cat' right?..."

stares. "Have you... been doing drugs?"

himself.. "Not that I know of"

blinks. "Then how do you not know what a cat looks like...?"

"If I've never seen one?" ((<-- no interest in animal + he's stupid = yeeeah))

stares more. "Cats are everywhere. Do you not leave your house? Like.. like a hermit?!"

"There aren't many cats in the city - or the sea..." ((<- probably a few but he doesn't notice them))

doesn't think that's much of an excuse. "I live in the arctic and even I know what kitties look like."

"Artic, that the places with snow and stuff right?" o3o

nods. "Waayyyy up north. I'm Greenland!"