cannot help but wonder. . .why?

Nordic, it's what they do for fun.

glad none of them are parents.

a parent.... >.>

blinks. Since when did Norway have a kid?

keep letting him think that those two Europeans are his parents. "I have two, Faeroe and Grønland, I discovered them so they would be mine."

. "But they are under the kingdom of Denmark?"

some booze if he wants a drinking budy.

would love a drinking buddy. "That's... a long story... but they're still my children, regardless of who they're with now."

snaps a top off and starts chugging as fast as he can. "I like to think of cats as my kids. They dont make messes or noise."

opens another beer. "They're cute when they're little, children that is. I have a cat but I like the loyalty of dogs."