why he'd ever want to do that!

it's because he's tired of them littering his kitchen!

"How are potatoes getting in your kitchen...?"

they just are dammit! They're crawling through the window and growing through the ground!

that's... a little scary....

agrees! That's why he's making a potato famine!

doesn't even know what to think of this..

he shouldn't. Because it hurts.

guesses he won't...