but please feel free to share quotes from your profs slamming UP, we all slam each other in good fun here XD

“Yang thesis mo? Mamamatay ka!!! Mamamatay ka!!!” - – Dr. Llanes, UPM, commenting on a thesis of a senior student

i think i got those from an email

ahahah i just randomly stumbled across it XD i don't even remember where, but i've had it bookmarked for some time.

your "top ten bitch quotes" just reminded me of it

I want your bookmark collection. XD

no you wouldn't pam it's mostly neopets guides hahah

...N-Neopets. LOL BHEX.

grabe yung sa UP quotes. wag mag-girlfriend ng bobo yung advice

unless you want to know how to cheat at wingoball, pam XD

di naman talaga advisable mag-girlfriend ng bobo di ba

oi ha, some people want 'bobo' girlfriends. trophy gf lang. para daw cool sila. or para maganda ang tanawin.

ay naman

puwede ka naman magka-gf na maganda pero matalino d iba

morphaileffect pwedeng pwede yun. pero yun nga lang, some people don't want smart partners for the sake na sila yung mas dominant -_-

I want a smart partner ~ I just want to be smarter, maybe ~

Although not really. It has been proven that smart doesn't always mean dominant!

correction mia! SI MIA!

clair - di ba sabi ko sa iyo #1 priority ko sa lalaki, kailangan mas matalino sa akin. kaya ako hirap e hehehe

ok lang mas smart sa akin, di naman ibig sabihin nun bobo ako e

oooh i want a smart uke

"“Marx is more Christian than Christ and Christ is more Marxist than Marx.”" I loled.

i don't actually mean book smarts, i mean people smarts - just someone who knows more truths than i do. ayoko naman ng mas magaling sa akin

mag-solve ng equations, pero wala nang ibang alam ^^

we ask too much pero i dunno, i see people who seem to be happy with partners who are not smart -_- (regardless of looks) jaded ba?

different strokes for different folks, yes? just, as a rule... sana wag bobo ^^

can't say who i fall for. i might fall for somebody with a golden heart and a lead brain (o maski walang golden heart), who knows.

if i can choose, though...

I just realized nung naload ko na sa wakas XD...UPM profs yung iba D:

chem prof ko: *drops her phone* "Oh no, alam nyo ba na pag laging nabagsak yung ganitong battery, sumasabog?" *tosses phone to a student*

hahahahah panalo yun a XD