Gusto ko yung asa comment. Yung may nagcocomplain na masakit ulo niya XD.

napagsabihan na rin ako nyan

I can't wait to use it here sa office >D. Although I'm always the one who has a headache XD.

puwede mo naman insultuhin sarili mo di ba XD

doble ligaya.

ito gusto ko sabihin sa ibang tao pero mahirap maghanap ng mas pangit kesa sa akin hehe:

Ako, I was born beautiful. Ikaw, you were just born.

Pwede naman "I was born smart and wonderful. Ikaw, you were just born."

kung di ka pa confident sabihin na beautiful ka, ibang asset mo ang i-emphasize

Ahaha. Salamat sa mga inspirational quotes na pwedeng gawing pang-asar na Y!M stat messages XD

can i say "ako, i was born with a beautiful ass?" because seriously, my ass <3

teka nangilabot yata ako run sa sinabi ko XD XD

Hahaha. "I was born with a beautiful ass. You, however, is an ass." Ohmygod.

YOU ARE*

"you, however, are just an ass. and not even a beautiful one" yeeeeey

Hahaha. Improvised bitchy quotes get XD

"I was born with a beautiful ass. You, however, is an ass." --> alaveet!