(σ・∀・)σ　YO!!

The fuck are you doing here.

keeps his hands and eyes busy with his work. >_>

I'm here to give you a new brush. Actually brushes.

puts the boxes down on Squalo's desk.

Right. Thanks. I guess.

...You can go now.

peeks over Squalo's desk, seeing how he's actually looking at blank sheets of paper instead of his actual reports.

No wonder Xanxus thinks he's acting strange.

sits on the chair opposite Squalo, looking at the reports that actually matter. "Intel says you're a little too angy in bed lately."

Are there things bothering you Squalo?

You being here bothers me.

And why is that?

doesn't answer. He shoves the papers he was staring at aside, realizing way too late that they were blank.

reaches for an actual report to look at.

holds on to Squalo's hand and catches his gaze with serious eyes. "Oi. I'm trying to make amends here."

What for? *a little imperiously*

points his other finger at Squalo and pokes his cheeks "Your fuck buddy is complaining to me.... among other things.:

Don't touch me. >_>

pokes Squalo again.

VOI.

pokes again.

smacks his hand away. "What the fuck is your problem, Cavallone."

I don't have a problem Squalo.

Obviously, YOU have the problem here. And I'm here to listen...

I ALREADY SAID THAT I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM. >D

(( * D<, haha typoing smileys. HUNGRY. ))

THE FACT THAT YOU'RE MISREPRESENTING YOUR EMOTIONS WITH THAT SMILE MARKS A PROBLEM!

Geez, Squalo. I'm helping you make your life a lot easier here.

If you want to know, then I'm telling you that I'm doing fine. It wasn't easy, but I somehow got out of there alive.

If you want to know if I blame you for this, well I don't. Although you were an ass at that time, it wasn't your fault.

If you want to know if I'm angry at you, well I'm always angry at you because you're perennially stubborn, but you're still a friend.

If you want to know if I'm angry at you, well I'm always angry at you because you're perennially stubborn, but you're still a friend.

So no matter what shit you do to me, I know that in the end, I can rely on you. But fuck, really you give me a headache.

Can't you be any easier, Squalo? Really. If I was as heartless as Xanxus, I'd screw your brains out than deal with you like this.

ends his rage by flicking Squalo's nose. ( >A<) /

swiftly doubles back with a smack. >_>

You talk too much.

You mope too much.

Hmph.

go back to work now. >_>

stands from his seat, "Don't be too difficult to Xanxus. It worries him. Sort... of..."

rustles Squalo's hair before walking out of the office.

resists the violent urge to chuck something at the door once Cavallone's gone. Fucking idiot. <_<