Nawwww, why so glum, sugar plum?

that's not glum, that's angry

Well then, why so mad, fruit salad?

angry, not mad.

They're synonymous in the way I used "mad" so, there is no necessity to change it. *You* try rhyming angry with some cheesy nickname.

why so angry, charle-mag-ne?

Hm, it could've been worse. Hahaha, joke lang, Chuck. The hell are we doing filling up Liana's plurk with unecessary responses though?

at least my rhyme has historical value

At least my rhyme is delicious.

your parameter is sbujective

Your spelling is horrendous.

: o