the first profile I see is a girl I thought was very smart, but she seems to have partnered DRT... SLuneral will be soon I'm sure

now I'm just reading all the funny quotes to drive that from my brain

Some people are like Slinkies.. Not really good for anything, yet they still make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs

**Men are like pantyhose, they either RUN, CLING, or DONT fit right in the crotch!**

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.

28 [[if you tell me that's old i'll mute you]]

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich

RP limit : ☠NONE OF THE FOLLOWING☠ (*) DRAMA

I've missed over 9,000 shots in my career. and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.

I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times I've been trusted to take the game-winning shot...

insert that last one in the paragraph above it*

Never Ignore the person who loves you, cares for you , and misses you. One day you may wake up from your sleep and realize..

you lost the moon while counting the stars

Morgan eventually came on

she went to bed at 4am and no Morgan

*sad panda face*