Cousin: *stares at Empy's chest*

Cousin: Ako lang pala ang mag-iingat against breast cancer. Ikaw, nipple cancer ka lang.

mean sabihin mo "flat is good ahh it's utilitarian"

Oo naman. Pwedeng chopping board, plantsahan ng damit, kuskusan ng labada...

...

....

surfboard! *gets shot*

Surfboard! Wakeboard, snowboard, sandboard...

look at the brightside at least you can iron your clothes while wearing them

Trulalu.