Foul play was suspected.

Fowl play.

Sorry, I couldn't resist, and then I failed it.

hehehe fowl fail

you guys went straight for the fowl jokes and i was expecting cock ones.

*shudders at such language* How dare you speak this way in civilized company *waves fan to keep from fainting*

*Chickens aren't allowed to live in Benton* Hey that's poultryism! Somewhere a chicken angel is crying.

we have a cock next door. no idea why anyone in lemay needs a cock. he has never assaulted anyone though.

I heard the cops busted up a cock ring. Better?

I heard in Pacific we have a huge cock problem...

my neighbor really does have a rooster. it wakes us up in the morning.