When I see a convertable on the road being driven by a man with a bald spot EMPHASIZED by their car
I mean. Jesus. That bald spot is the first thing you see. You can't help it.
It stares at you like a third eye.
Perhaps I've had far too much experience with men.
In any case, any man who thinks riding in an open convertible, sun reflecting off that beautiful head is sexy
a capella
will
likely believe it's also okay to run his hand up your thigh in any given social situation
Aaand I'm done 