Gilbert
has
an awesome set of boobs now! But since she's been in her room half the day checking everything *else* out, you might not know that...
Eva
wants
her number. :I
would like to examine her himself.
licks his lips and cat calls. Hey baby.
grabs her chest and squishes her boobs together. They're *amazing*! ...and Eva can totally have her number. Like right now. Look, she's-
texting it. So can you guys-...what the hell, you should both have it already.
just got a new phone. Number?
tells him! Here, have their house number too. Be sure to call about three or four in the morning as often as possible.
Eva
was
kidding, you silly idiot. Ahem. Prussia does look, er... Lovely like this.
flashes her.
... stares.
...jiggles. Intentionally.
Francis
wants
to be flashed.
....actually, take it all off.
... wonders if those are real.
maniacally puts the number in his phone. He sure will call. He wants her to flash him and Francis too
Heracles
says
guys need a break and titties too
undresses in record time. Yeah, that talent applies to both genders. And they are *totally* real, woman, come feel them!
drools then groans. Eva gets all the luck?
Francis
is
going to sit down now. He's got some amazing thighs she could be straddling.
... might or might not have poked 'em. Yeep, those are real alright. >: ///I
sticks his face near them. They look real.
Gilbert
will
totally get to that here in a minute, right after she grabs Heracles' head and forces his face between her boobs. And smirks at Eva.
takes the opportunity to catch a nipple in his mouth. He's not above it.
Eva
will
just ah, ehrm... Pat her shoulder now. She does not expect her to be very lady like but oh well.
swats at him. "Off! That's *mine*!" She'll pat Eva right on the boob too. ...no. No, she won't be ladylike at all.
cocks an eyebrow up at her and smirks but doesn't move.
decidedly does not squeak. What the hell, miss. >8//I
Francis
is
still just going to sit here and watch.
Gilbert
has
manface in her tits. What do. GEEZ, Eva, isn't that how you females greet each other? Y'know, like how guys slap each other on the back?-
....you're not help at all, Frenchie.
shakes her head. She'll sooner grope her ass than her chest y'know. She thinks that was just an excuse to compare boobs or something. Grr :I
snorts. Woman, you can't compare boobs with a shirt on.
chuckles against her and slips his arms around to grope her ass. If he gets one time he'll be good
can help you a lot if you get your ass over here. He's not coming to you.
Gilbert
is
used to this, man. See that prissy wallflower? They've been friends for centuries. Her ass ought to be chafed from all the groping at-
this point. And boy, she's a woman now. You come to *her*.
... Agrees. But ain't taking her shirt off. She will just watch you be, erhm. Groped and all that shebang.
...will come over, then. And pick your ass right up. How's that?
Heracles
will
pout and look over at Eva, losing his groping material. what's up pretty mama?
places her hands on her hips and looks over at Heracles. Smooth, sir, smooth. :I
Gilbert
feels
sorta uh...sorta cold up in the air all bare-assed like that.
laughs. It's all just fun and games. Can't she dig it?
can warm her up. He's talented at that.
... snickers at Prussia. And well, ehrm, sure, sure she can. eueb
wiggles around until she's absolutely sure she's mooning Eva. And she *knows* Francis is good at that, for sure.
holds a hand out. He promises no gropsies unless she asks for it.
... will kindly refrain from hitting her over the head with a shoe and instead take mr Greece's hand. And she's not asking for anything. -3-
Heracles
is
she sure about that? He twirls her. He could make it worth it
knows he would regret it in the end. Gah, stop doing that cute stuff, it makes her laugh. ;;
seconds that bit about him making it worth it. Trust that man, lady.
can do that now, if she wants. ...And what. Hey, hey. He can make it *better*.
grins and spins her faster, catching her as she falls. He blows a kiss
Gilbert
gives
a very ungraceful snort and suggests he prove it.
grabs onto his arm, damn, damn don't make her dizzy, man. And hey, she didn't say anything about not believing them, just yeah. >
( ... >:I * )
Francis
is
going to find a couch or something to nearly drop her so he can settle beside her.
appologises for making her dizzy. But wasn't that fun? he scowls at Francis. Hey he is worth it
doesn't really know how to sit or lay or whatever like a woman. So she just sort of sprawls. And watches this debate thing or whatever.
's attention is caught as he sees her crotch shot. Damn lady.
knows he's better in bed based on the premise that he's *French*, so he'll just lean over to kiss her neck.
snarls at him. Boy he better watch that tongue of his. His people also know about how to please in ed
nods and pats his shoulder. Damn, lady that's no way to lie down. Coughcough.
Gilbert
thinks
Heracles has nothing to worry about. He made a great bitch the other night. Hold on, wait, whatever that kiss did is more important than-
decency.
still stands on the defensive and finally rolls his eyes at Francis.
Eva
wants
to punch her; just a little bit. But she might hit back or something. But hey, she's getting voyeur points, that's something.
nips the nape of her neck and sucks lightly on that spot. He's still better at everything, so nyah.
's eyes explode with fire. He better take that back soon or friend or not he's tackling him
finally manages to at least cross her legs, just because that makes her shiver. Manfight? Awesome!
Heracles
feels
his competitive side rise up and he folds his arms and waits for Francis to acknowledge him
Francis
is
busy. He'll acknowledge him later. He's got some thighs to run his hands up right now.
sighs. Just. Sighs. Men.
snaps and stalks over. He grabs Maria by the chin and attacks her lips. He'll show him
Francis
is
going to punch him in the balls now.
doesn't really get time to do anything but squeak-...*no way*. No way, she totally did not just squeak against his mouth like that.
dodges him and aims a kick for himself. Thats what he gets for insulting him. He smirks at Maria
... snickers.
pulls her legs up onto the couch and just grins at Eva. See? She's cultured. She's not encouraging them. Verbally.
watches her pull her legs up. Damn mama you fine.
can dodge that too. Go be a fucking bum elsewhere. He's not taking shit back.
isn't fucking leaving. Why should Francis get all the fun? Greece knows better, he had sex as a girl and knows what buttons to push perfect
snickers at that 'button' thing. She'll just...scootch on over out of the way and let men be men. It's entertaining. Maybe Eva needs help
with *her* buttons.
heard lesbian. He knows he did.
scoots away. Off, you crazy woman. Her buttons are just fine, thank you.
Francis
will
sooner just leave. He has better things to do now. :T
snickers. He's just being a sore loser then.
Heracles
is
good with buttons :3
... grrr, men. >:I
sighs. Fine. He's sorry Francis is a jerk
shrugs. Maria got the worse end of the deal, she figures.
wouldn't mind having boobs all the time if this is what it reduces men to in her presence.
welcomes her to her world. :I
isn't sorry for anything, but he's leaving now. You kiddies have fun!
Gilbert
thinks
Eva should flash Francis so he stops acting butthurt.
snorts. She is not a kid, goodsir. And she ain't flashing anyone. >:I
can't help it he's a sucker for beautiful women.
isn't *butthurt*. He has no reason to be; he just has places to go.
wanted voyeur rights. Well damn.
can take Francis's spot to givee eva those voyeur rights
Gilbert
thinks
he must be butthurt to leave such awesome naked boobs behind. *Gawd*.
Francis
thinks
it doesn't matter where he is. Grèce is there for those 'awesome' boobs.
suggests a threesome and they can all be happy. Ahem.
nods at eva's words. that sounds like a fine solution
points out that there's four of them there, Eva. Learn to count.
Heracles
says
he thought Francis was leaving. If he stays thats a foursome
isn't in on this, ma'am. She just gets voyeur rights.
ne s'intéresse pas.
... is shocked.
est trop fâché. Sort of. Whatever. He said he was leaving so he is. Mon *dieu*.
taps his foot. What can be so important?
would like to add
that he's still there and obviously not on that much of a hurry to leave.
Francis
is
walking out the door, then.
trips him
catches himself. Touch him again and he'll break your face.
Eva
thinks
they should all calm down. *Please*
licks his lips. He's always liked it rough.
would much rather take a bayonet to him.
cocks an eyebrow. by bayonet does he mean penis?
Francis
is
referring to that fancy dagger that attaches to a rifle. But he has no qualms with shoving it up his ass all the same.
winces. Thats a tad too rough.
Gilbert
is
totally intrigued now. Bayonets remind her of awesome times.
Francis
will
let her be intrigued all she wants; but it's not like he has one with him or anything.
Gilbert
thinks
Francis needs to quit being such a fucking cunt and get to fucking cunt. ...wait hold on, she said something witty and has to snicker over-
it.
isn't moving from door. She can come to him now if she wants him to do that. so badly. /:
rolls his eyes. If a lazy dick like him can move for pussy so can Francis.
Francis
thinks
it's none of his damn business.
crosses her arms. Eva's right about them needing to calm down. And how come she has to beg for it all of a sudden?
...because. He doesn't have to give her a reason other than that.
Heracles
is
a man. Not much of one, but damnit hes a man. And he can get excited if he wants to
rolls her eyes. Whatever. Be a dick.
Francis
will
be the biggest one ever.
realizes this. He has been here lately. Doesn't take much effort.
hears the word dick.
he has a dick. Do they want to see it?
Francis
is
leaving for real now. :T
Eva
wishes
everyone would get dressed and behave. Francis, that means you should stay and try to work through your UST.
laughs. come on Francis don't be this way
can be anyway he wants. And he knows his mood isn't going to improve if he stays.
scowls. Stop being so grouchy. All's been in play. Lighten up
sighs. Seriously, boys, take a few deep breaths and work things out instead of throwing punches. Heaven knows one angry dutchman is enough.
doesn't think so. Either way, he's out the door now.
tosses his hands up in the air. Whatever. He tried being nice.