So apparently, I'm being accused of creating a sock puppet account and spamming on Ravelry about "my new business venture".

Let's look at this logically, shall we?

ooooh boy.. *gets popcorn and settles in*

Why would I send emails to a bunch of haters about something new I'm doing, especially if I took the time to "craft myself a new persona"..?

CLEARLY, the sock puppet is one of *them*, trying to stir up shit.

And, predictably, they pulled the strings and the little Crazies came out in droves to start the whirlwind of stupid.

Way to be manipulated, asshats.

Secondly, other than when alerted to the drama, I've logged in precisely *thrice* to Ravelry in the past two weeks, all three times to add

patterns to my queue. I'm sure Casey could verify that. Good luck getting him to release my login info.

Third: I have precisely fuck-all to do with the knitting community anymore. Lime & Violet is *over*, thanks to the ridiculousness.

Silly Crazies.

Dramallamas.

The Ravelry backlash will start from this, I assure you.

Unless there are specific concerns, other than bitchbitchbitch OMG SHE'S SO SHADY (for *what* exactly?), then leave me alone. I have

nothing to do with you.

I wish they'd move along already.

And Kate? Could care less. I don't log in to Ravelry. They can be as snipey as they want, but I do know it'll get reported as a personal

vendetta, and it won't be me crying because my account access is limited, suspended, or revoked.

Amen my friend. A-Bloody-Men.

futhermuckers, that's what.

clears up one misconception: I *did* make a second Rav account, but since I couldn't move my library over, abandoned it.

*throws up the devil horns in tribute to your awesomeness*

After L&V ended, I sure did. You'll note, if you find it, that there's nothing there. Duh. Because I *didn't use it*.

Now run along and find something else to play with. I'd suggest yarn.

indeed, isn't that why we are all here dramallamas?

Oh, one more thing before I log out of here, too: my "new business venture" isn't all that secret, but it took someone quite a bit of

digging to find the hidden pages.

That? That doesn't make you a crusader for justice. That makes you a scary stalker.

Someone with Way Too Much Time on their hands.

Yes, that.

Creepy stalkers are creeeeepyyyyy.

And slightly ridiculous. I'm laughing at you. I know you wanted to scare me and poke at me, but I'm not scared. I'm laughing. At you.

Let's all throw our heads back and laugh, ready? AAHAHAHAHAHA.

And now I'm off to go roll my eyes and ignore them all, because I have real work to do.

Enjoy your day.

I don't understand the drama. I get enough of that in real life, against my will. I just don't get people wanting it online.

I'm assuming that it's because their lives are *so* uninteresting that they have to make shit up to feel important.

I bet that's *exactly* what it is.

Which, again...laughable.

Get a life. Preferably one that doesn't revolve around stalking, harassing, or otherwise annoying a former podcaster. Jeezus.

off. Just wanted to clarify before the rumor mill went batshit.

sounds like these folks feel the need to be important and this is the only way they think they can be

Enjoy your day.

well just take comfort in the fact that your real life is interesting enough that you don't have to

entertain yourself with made up internet drama! Its craziness to me

it sounds like these crazies have been previous guests on daytime shows for nutters

some people seem to have too much time on their hands...

the rumor mill hit that last night.

I seriously don't understand how people can have so little else to worry about that they need to partake in such shenanigans!

logged back in for a second to mention that she just lied:

I logged in four times to Ravelry. Forgot that I went over there to look someone up who friended me elsewhere.

Oh, you bad, bad, evil thing.

Just wanted to make sure there was full disclosure. Please amend previoius "fuck-all" comment with FOUR rav logins instead of three.

just destroyed all your confidences and will go take my rightful place in hell now.

ahems.

lol

oh the drama...it never goes away

As Annie Modesitt calls it: Schadenfreude

So you and L stopped doing L&V. You said you were moving on. And now you have and.... that's some kind of big scandal?

help making drama make sense.

Listen up, everyone! E. is still alive and still doing *stuff*! It's all scandalous, shady, and secret! Alert the mobs!

logs back in with a pitchfork! Let's get 'em!

Wait...who are we getting again?

OH. ME. PITCHFORKS FOR ALL!

clearly much more important to these people than she thought, considering the amount of energy they're spending on her.

flattered now.

OMG! I have to PM you about Erin.

the doucheness of some people never ceases to amaze me.

spammed you good.

In the words of Ned Flanders "There's no justice like angry mob justice."

louisey: ha!

started deleting people for drama reasons. I don't need to read that crap. If they can't move on, then they are the ones with the problem.

I delete my posts that end up turning to drama, and I mute others that have drama. too much good stuff to read without the garbage

I can understand if people have real life drama and need to vent about it. But to dredge up things that are done and over is ridiculous.

doesn't get it? Why do people care what you're doing, it's all legal right

doesn't get it either. Clearly, I'm just that interesting.

And yes, all legal, except for that puppy smuggling ring and maybe the stable full of kilted male prostitutes, but they don't know about

those yet.

Kilted male prostitutes... Can I sign up for that mailing list? I don't want to miss out on the next 50% off sale.

which half EnablingOrange would buy...

you've been hiding kilted male prostitutes? Aw man. I'd pitchfork ya just for holding out on us!

Kilted Male Prostitutes!!! Do You Need A Minion To Wrangle Them?

missviolet - 'could care less' here's a message from the Queen

might help if i post the link doh

No, entropicon, I could care less. There are things I definitely care less about, or I wouldn't have felt the need to clarify the mis-

information.

couldn't, however, care less about things like flea populations in east tennessee, the price of milk in Boise, or Dancing with the Stars.

don't blame me, 'twas our Queen

That was hilarious entropicon!!

And I just totally pictured missviolet in a false knit beard...

Oddly, some1 just posted a link on my f-list that says the opposite about the could/couldn't care less thing: www.bspcn.com/2010/08/25...

Now I will say neither of them, I'll just say "I don't care"

sorry for plurkjacking a serious plurk

did I see something about kilted men?? I need one of those

and I wonder why I mostly stay out of the forums. Oh wait...no i don't

Hedgielib: you and I both know forums and listservs are breeding ground for drama!

librariankate7578 what us? Noooooooo

wow, and I thought the goth scene was bad. i seriously do not get what about you brings out those crazies! Granted I don't know you other

than the you that you portrayed on LnV and plurk so I don't know the whole story but the you that I heard seamed pretty fracking awesome

in my humble opinion. well that is likely it. People who don't have goals or can't achieve what they want tend to snipe those they wish to

be like. In fact I sort of fangirled about you just a little bit when I first started knitting. blush

ugh! Stupid Drama Hounds! Somehow they think them stirring up trouble bring attention to them or something.