. not wanting ... Ho, I see you son't want ... to wait 36 hours ...

not aware you were heading back so early.

whatever happened to going back to school in mid-September?

Dude, I'm a senior now. A *senior*. I have to, like, bond with my class and orient freshmen and stuff.

Where's the vomit icon when you need it?

"bond with your class"? Like, what have you been doing for the past three years? Vomit icon definitely called for.